1) Steve Martin (as a stand-up)
They rocked high school in every way imaginable: valedictorian, a 4.5 GPA, president of every club, star of every team. That all changed when they got to college (on a full scholarship, no less) and decided they just didn’t care anymore. Their grades are awful, they have no ambition, they picked a throwaway major, and generally don’t care about anything past television and getting Twitter followers. They’ve also picked up weird hobbies like the banjo - 4 more class clowns to go
Wait, I’m Steve Martin.