“If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.” —Bill Watterson
“But let us also remember that for generations, we have done the hard work of protecting our own people, as well as millions around the globe. We have done so because we know that our own future is safer and brighter if more of mankind can live with the bright light of freedom and dignity.” —President Obama, presidential address on Libya, March 28, 2011.
“For my fifth birthday I asked for clothes made by the transformer toy brand. In all the advertisements happy little boys would put the clothes on and turned into their favorite transformer. When my b-day came I received a whole wardrobe of transformer clothing. I ran to the bathroom to put the clothes on, so I too could become a transformer. To my dismay, I stepped from the bathroom a five year old with a lame t-shirt on. What the hell? I thought to myself. This was the first time I was truly depressed. Why then, you ask is this my happiest moment? I have no idea. To tell you the truth, I think it sucks. And I hate transformers.” —Andrew McMahon