February 2012
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There are three middle-aged men sitting next to me...
devancoggan:
“What’s his species? Elf? Dwarf? Which dwarf kingdom does he hail from?”
“I’m not sure, but all I know is that humans started the war a long time ago. The reason I asked you to look like a dwarf is because people don’t like humans.”
“I can overcome local bigotry by having pointy ears.”
“But your true form is a dwarf. Ellivore resurrected you last time, remember? And she...
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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Sloane Peterson -- aka everything I want to be in...
from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off “Guide to being an Awesome Girlfriend.”
Get along with his friends If you don’t get along with his friends you are done. seriously. That is number 1. Even if you think his friends are uptight weirdos or hypochondriac freaks, HEY, he is friends with them for a reason, so cut the shit. You’ve probably got some weird and crappy friends too…
Rein him in, but...
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I don't usually do things like this, but Sherlock...
Sherlock GIF Challenge
18th gif in your folder is your reaction to meeting Sherlock:
30th gif in your folder is your reaction to meeting John:
15th gif in your folder what your thinking when you meet Moriarty:
23rd gif in your folder is your feelings toward Mycroft:
12th gif in your folder is what you say when you meet Mrs. Hudson:
19th gif is how you react when you meet...
