Fun fact: When I was a kid, I went to Baptist preschool. No, no one in my family was a Baptist, but it was (a) free and (b) close to home. My parents would play The Ramones occasionally, and three-year-old Devan thought this was the greatest song ever. So, naturally, I would occasionally burst into song at Baptist preschool, yelling at the top of my lungs, “BAM BAM BAM BAM, BA-BAM BAM BAM BAM, I WANNA BE SEDATED!!!”
The Baptists were not amused.